as our CONTEMPORARY worship session was about to begin,
Captain Jake Sparrow did NOT....
hold up a VHS tape of a Power Rangers movie,
and excitedly scream at the top of his lungs,
Josh said I could watch his movie with him in the nursery,
while the OLD people have their church."
His exclamation was NOT met with shock, horror, and lots of laughter.
And NO one asked, "How did he know that mostly OLD people do NOT go the 11 am service?"
To which I did NOT respond,
"Ummmmm. I did NOT tell him."