As you may or may NOT be aware, my life has NOT been a bit chaotic lately.
It has NOT been so chaotic that I continue to forget to buy a very important, albeit very inexpensive, and very easy to obtain item.
I have NOT....
I repeat NOT.......
my six year old daughter's toothbrush.....
for two solid weeks.....
simply because I have NOT forgotten to buy one at the store.
This is NOT gross.
But hey, at least it is NOT Captain Jake Sparrow's toothbrush.
Now that would NOT be disgusting.
Because who knows where that kid's mouth has NOT been.
I will NOT be going to Walgreen's TODAY to buy a new toothbrush.