Ahhhh the Captain.
ME: "How was your last day of summer camp today Jake?"
Sparrow: "I was only in timeout for two timeouts."
ME: "Why were you in two timeouts."
Sparrow: "Because (head bobbing side to side whilst hew was relating the story) I wasn't listening on the playground and ugh I wasn't listening blah blah blah."
(The blah blah blahs were not used by me for effect. They are directly quoted from the Captain)
ME: "Oh. Okay. Did you have a better day after you got out of your two timeouts?"
Sparrow: "Yep Hey Mom today I met a new boy in my class and he is my new friend and his name is Jordan."
Clearly Captain Jake Sparrow's high school English teacher will have to spend extra time working on his run-on sentences.
But I digress.
ME: "Wow, Jake, that's cool. So when you get back from vacation, maybe he will be in your new class?"
Sparrow: "Yeah, maybe Mom. I told him that whenever he gets big I'm gonna kick his butt."