In my pre-blogging life, I did NOT spend 20 years as a construction cost accountant.
I was NOT responsible for the management of HUNDREDS of MILLIONS of dollars.
I NEVER spent hours upon hours upon days upon days searching for, say, TEN CENTS, in order for my reports to balance.
I was NOT so loud and so fast and so ASTOUNDING TO WATCH on a 10-key adding machine that I was NOT given the moniker, "Fast Fingers Fallon".
Today, at the bank, I absolutely did NOT make a TWO DOLLAR error on a bank deposit totaling $158.32.
That would NEVER happen.
And since I did NOT make such an error, I would NOT have asked the teller to "COUNT IT AGAIN."
Buffoonery, I say.
NOT to me.