The Captain and I are spending a quiet Sunday evening together.
Two Swords and the Red are off at a neighboring event eating oysters.
So the Captain was kinda 'bent' about not getting to go, but he doesn't like oysters, and Two Swords needed a break from him.
In an effort to appease the Captain, I allowed him to pick whatever dessert choice he would like, since he ate quite a good supper.
He went to the freezer, and picked out a 'Carb Smart' ice cream bar.
I said, "Are you sure that's what you want?"
I said, "Are you SURE? Because you only get one choice, you know..."
Captain: "Yeah, Mom. They taste good, and they are good for me, because they make my heart stop beeping."
Me: "Really? They make your heart STOP beeping?"
Captain: "Yep. That's what the commercial says."