I took the kids to the local library the other day.
It was their first time.
Yes, they are four and six.
And yes, I know I'm a horrible mother for not introducing my children to the joy, culture, and novelty of borrowing books from a public institution that all of us taxpayers provide them.
Blah Blah Blah.
Yeah, I KNOW!
But that's not the story!
So settle down SAHM's, Settle down! I'm still new at this!
So we're at the library.
I told the kids they could pick out five books EACH.
So they went picking.
And Captain Jake Sparrow picked this book, all on his own.