Wednesday, June 17, 2009

If You Saw Someone....


Anyone know what THIS is?


It is a BUNGEE cord!

And what the heck is a bungee cord doing on my blog?


I'll give you one guess.....


Captain Jake Sparrow is involved!

Ding Ding Ding!

This morning.....

I walked into the Captain's bedroom to check on his 'getting dressed' status.

He was standing ON TOP of my three foot tall dresser.

He had one hook of the above-referenced BUNGEE cord attached to his elastic shorts.

NOT attached to a belt loop.

NOT attached to a belt.

And the other hook was NOT ATTACHED TO ANYTHING ELSE!

I didn't even bother to ask.

I picked him up and put him on the ground.

I looked at him, with both hands on my hips.

He knew.

He said, "But MOM!"


"I saw Stuff do it!"

Ladies and gentlemen, he is referring to Stuff the Magic Dragon, the Mascot of the Rolandoh Magic. For those of you who did not watch any of the NBA Finals, during the games played in Rolandoh, Stuff the Magic Dragon, as well as some of the Magic Girls, were rappelled down from the ceiling of the Arena onto the basketball floor.

Today, the Captain tried to bungee jump off of my dresser, because he saw "Stuff do it".

Couldn't make this up if I tried.


  1. Just make sure he doesn't try to "fly" off your roof with a towel wrapped around his neck!

  2. Lindy - there is a sign posted in our house which says, and I quote, "NO FLYING IN THE HOUSE"

  3. Heather... how about we trade for a week? I'll send you J.D. for a week and she can learn more construction stuff from Billy Two Swords and your extreme home makeover and you send me the Captain and I'll make sure he keeps both feet on the ground at all times. You guys crack me up!

  4. Lindy - how about I send BOTH Two Swords and the Captain, and you send me Super D, and then we can 'forget' to exchange them back? Deal or No Deal?