Guess What!

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When Captain Jake Sparrow says to me,

"Hey Mom! Guess What!",

I get scared.

When Captain Jake Sparrow says to me,

"Hey Mom! Guess What I FOUND?",

I get REALLY scared.

When Captain Jake Sparrow says to me,

"Hey Mom! Guess What I Found Under My Bed That Is REALLY DISGUSTING?",

I take a Valium.

So.

Guess

What

The

Captain

Found

Under

His

Bed

That

Is

Really

Disgusting?




A pair of blue wonderwears with poop in them.



Old poop.

Old, crusty poop.

Old, crusty, crumbly poop.

Old, crusty, crumbly, fossilized poop.

Lord only knows how long those wonderwears were under his bed.

But I just don't care.

'Cuz the Valium has kicked in.

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