I know that there are those of you out there who think I make this stuff up.
Unfortunately, I cannot take a picture of what just happened, because some home-schooling liberal whackjob will have me arrested for child pornography.
But I assure you, this really did just happen.
And as it happened, Reilly the Red said, "MOM! You have GOT to BLOG this! You HAVE to!"
So here it goes.
Captain Jake Sparrow was supposed to be putting his jammies on. Gosh I think I have written this exact sentence eleventy thousand times.
The next thing we hear is a jingly jangly sound coming down the hallway.
Sparrow turns the corner, and all I see is naked.
And Billy Two Swords starts laughing his head off.
Two Swords says, "What the heck?"
And the Captain says, "I can't get them OFF!"
Two Swords says, "Go show your mother."
And Reilly the Red fell off the couch she is laughing so hard.
I have no idea what is headed my way, besides the obvious nakedness.
So here comes the Captain.
Jingly and Jangly.
And there he is, right in front of me.
With handcuffs around his ankles.