Not Me Monday courtesy of MckMama!

I, (We), are NOT unemployed.

I, (We), have NOT been unemployed for a year.

I did NOT instigate my husband to begin a major master bedroom suite renovation despite the fact that we are UNemployed, and Dave Ramsey and Suze Orman and Clark Howard would NOT have a field day with the choices I am NOT making in how to NOT spend our life savings/retirement in this time of economic UNcertainty.

Nope.

Not me.

Whilst trying to 'help' my husband, I did NOT......

..........break..........

..................into...........

..........................a..............

...............................thousand................

.......................................pieces....................

a VERY expensive double sink,

MARBLE

countertop.

Nope.

Not me.

And UNfortunately, I can NOT blame Captain Jake Sparrow, NO matter how much I would like to.

He was NOT within four miles of the house at the time that the marble crumbling did NOT take place.

Nope.

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