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While in Las Vegas last week, we did NOT take our kids to one of those cool little fountain water parks for children.
I was NOT sitting in the shade underneath a play area.
I was NOT minding my own business, watching my children have watery fun from afar.
I absolutely,
positively,
was
NOT..............................
PEED
on
all over my head..........
by a two year old boy as he clambered about the wooden structure.
NOPE.
NOT me.
And it is NOT as if I have NEVER pissed on anyone myself.
NOT me.
NOT in my whole entire life.
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