NO, we are NOT on vacation in West Virginia.
NObody takes vacations to West Virginia.
Whilst we were NOT on vacation in West Virginia, Reilly the Red did NOT suffer an injury.
The injury was NOT near-fatal.
She did NOT almost DISlocate her shoulder.
She did NOT start to hyperventilate.
She did NOT faint.
She did NOT fall flat on her face onto a hardwood porch.
As my precious daughter was NOT convulsing, I was NOT thinking:
"If she loses one of her 'new' teeth, we will NOT be able to buy her a 'new' 'new' tooth, as there are NO dentists in West Virginia, as NObody in West Virginia has any teeth."
I would NEVER think such a thing.
I would NEVER disrespect my dear husband's 'home place'.
NOT whilst my child was suffering.