As we arrived in Utah, I was afraid Jarmaine had potentially steered us wrong.
It looked like what I thought the Grand Canyon would look like.
But of course Jarmaine couldn't be wrong.
This is Utah.
Gloriously beautiful Utah.
Until Billy Two Swords started driving through the mountains like a NASCAR driver on crystal meth (this was not meant to offend Jeremy Mayfield or any of his fans).
So Captain Jake Sparrow was given the front row seat, and I huddled in the back with Reilly the Red, so scared, I almost peed a little bit.
Finally, we arrived at our destination,
Zion Ponderosa Ranch Resort
...where we met up with my brother, Two-Fisted Chris, and his-oh-so-lovely wife, Mermaidelicious.
Upon exiting the car, Captain Jake Sparrow said,
"Dang! Kansas made our car dirty!"
Upon exiting the car, Billy Two Swords said,
"Where did that hole in the windshield come from?"
To which Captain Jake Sparrow said,
It is going to be a very long trip.