The Goatee

I have received quite a few questions related to the origin of the infamous goatee picture on my profile.

Perhaps this will clarify things a bit:

1). NO - I do not have a goatee in real life. But if I did, it would be dyed red to match my hair.

2). Yes - I LOVE goatees. On men. Duh.

3). In my attempt to remain 'anonymous', I opted to use the goatee picture, since so much of my life (and that of my family's!) is splattered all over the blogosphere.

4). I am not the creator of that picture - a much-loved family member decided to 'alter' my appearance as a practical joke. I thought it was hilarious and decided to embrace my faux-beard rather than reject it.

Any other questions?

Oh, and yes, I have heard that I am known around the blogosphere as 'The Bearded Poop Lady".

I'm okay with that. I've been called much worse!

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