Reilly the Red: "Mommy, are you pregnant?"
Aghast Mommy: "Are you asking me that because you think I'm fat?"
Reilly the Red: (eyes rolling uncomfortably as she tries to avoid eye contact with me) "No, I don't think you look fat. You just look pregnant fat."
Aghast Mommy: "I'm not pregnant."
Reilly the Red: (big sigh) "I was just wondering."