Captain Jake Sparrow just threw a ball at the 61" HDTV.
It was a soft ball, but a ball nonetheless.
So I asked the obvious question.
"Jake? Why did you just throw a ball at the TV?"
Captain Jake Sparrow furrowed his brow in annoyance and responded:
"Because Fred wants to play catch."
Yeah, that's a GREAT reason.
If you're FOUR.
And pretending to be an Org from the Lord of The Rings whilst you have made a catapult out of your belt and attached it to your arm.