Just another conversation between mother and son while one of the two is 'taking care of business':
"Mama?"
"Yes, Jake?"
"Why do you sit down to pee?"
"Because that's how girls pee"
"But why?"
"Ummmm......errrrr.....ummmm........because."
"Mama, do you have a pee-pee?"
"No, Jake, girls don't have pee-pees, just boys."
"Mama?"
"Yes, Jake?"
"Then we need to go to Wal-mart and buy you one."
Ah, the simple logic of a small child. Don't you wish everything was that easy? Jake cracks me up. Keep the stories coming!
ReplyDeleteIf only it were that easy. LOL I love how little kids think. So funny!
ReplyDeleteBut of Course because EVERYTHING comes from Wal-Mart! LOL! Too funny. My 3 year old son wanted to know why his baby sister had two bottoms.
ReplyDeleteLOL! My son thinks we girls don't go pee-pee 'cause we don't have one. :)
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