Captain Jake Sparrow's preschool teacher, the VERY lovely Ms. West, shared with us the following incident. I am certain this will ring a bell with my loyal followers.
Captain Jake Sparrow had to poop.
While he was pooping, he wanted to talk to Ms. West.
He told her, "You know what, Ms. West?"
Sparrow: "My dad's pee-pee has hair on it."
Ms West (thank God she was a nurse and a mom before she was a teacher, and thank God she knows how to handle the Captain): Yeah, I know.
Sparrow: "How do you know?"
Ms. West: "Cuz someday Jake, your pee-pee will have hair on it too."
Sparrow (with shaft in one hand and head bowed toward the netherregions): "NO IT WON'T!"
Ms West (smiling): "Yes. It will."
Sparrow: "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. That's DISGUSTING!"
Yep. Perhaps now he is getting the picture.