I did NOT attend college on a brain bowl scholarship.
I did NOT graduate summa cum laude.
I am NOT a member of MENSA.
And I absolutely, unequivocally, unquestionably, did NOT attend the 2009 Monster Jam in Orlando, Florida on Saturday night at which I did NOT encourage my six year old daughter to be as redneck as possible, because "guys dig it".
Nope.
Not me.
No way.
I've given you an award. Stop by my blog to pick it up.
ReplyDeleteOkay... there was a momentary lapse of judgement?
ReplyDeleteThat's the only way to describe it, right?!
What is wrong with being a redneck? lol
ReplyDeleteYes they do...ask Gretchen Wilson.
ReplyDeleteI went to a funeral this weekend. After it was over the instructions to the post service meal went as follows: "Please have lunch with the family at the HomeTown Buffet next to K-mart. You know, the place that used to be Chuck-E-Cheese"
ReplyDeleteI DID not have to stifle a snicker and then wonder if I could post this on my blog (or Not Me Monday) without someone seeing it that would be hurt.
Thank you, Poop-in-pocket Lady for giving me an outlet for expressing my redneck mocking!
No corrupting Reilly the Red or I won't refill your glass the next time we're at Dr. Crop's.
ReplyDeleteWhen R the R beats the boys at their own sport it will be even better 'cause she's not a redneck!!
No more Dr. Crop references allowed on this blog, unless she becomes a follower. Or I might have to find a new CTMH consultant. One who won't make me cut.
ReplyDeleteDr. Crop says that I can reference her as this is the US with free speech and all.
ReplyDeleteI am taking the 5th so I don't have to admit that Dr. Crop hijacked my gray profile.
Shut up and cut with a smile:)
Ok, this is my first time stoping by your blog but who could see the name of it and NOT stop by. Yo had me at poop. As a mom of three boys, my like is filled with poop and poop humor. And I think I'd have to love a MENSA member getting her redneck on! I've lived in northern IL my whole life,not the center of the redneck world but my life can be pretty redneck!
ReplyDeleteI saw the title of your blog on Mr. Linky and had to stop by!! Love your not mes.
ReplyDeleteEven geniuses have to have an outlet!!
ReplyDeleteI really want to go to Monster Jam as well. I worry about all the crashes and people who have been injured at these events.
ReplyDeleteBTW, why the brown beard? Pirate?
A genius who likes monster truck jams! Love it! ;-)
ReplyDeleteoh my. I would never promote being a redneck - oh no, not me!
ReplyDeleteLoved your Not Me's! Have a great week :)
ReplyDeleteGirls just wanta have fun! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh!
HI!
ReplyDeleteMy daughter proudly proclaims she is a redneck. She is, too, when she gets makeup/kool-aid/spaghetti sauce all over her.
Oh, and I'm a Mensan too. You're the first one I've come across, or at least the first one of us who will admit it...even if it is NOT ME! MONDAY.
My husband took my son to Monster Jam and he said there were a LOT of Rednecks there!
ReplyDeleteBrains and Monster Jam...don't they go hand in hand?
ReplyDeletegreat not me monday, the monster party sounded great
ReplyDeleteAlso graduated summa and yet, been there done that with the Monster Jam :D as well. Got Grave Digger's autograph and the whole nine yards. Was just looking at the pictures with my son the other day and it was 6 years ago! Everyone's got to experience at least one Moster Jam :D
ReplyDeletecarma
This is my first time to your blog and I couldn't help noticing your profile picture. ...um...do you really have a beard?
ReplyDeleteLeah:
ReplyDeleteCheck out my January post entitled "The Goatee".
And then you will know for sure......
Thanks for visiting!
Hurricane
Ha ha, I'll have to tell Lady that guys dig it when you're a little bit redneck.
ReplyDelete"guys dig it" LOL
ReplyDeleteI never knew that Mensa members loved Monster truck rallies! HIlarious!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.atticgirl.blogspot.com
I did NOT pee in our horse trailer on Saturday and then suddenly realize I'm turning into a REDNECK! {clearly my husband digs it ;0}
ReplyDeleteGreat Not Me!
ReplyDeleteHi there! I'm stopping over from MckMama's NMM post. I usually go through the list and read every 10th posting, but I saw yours at #117 and had to back up. With a blog name like yours, who could resist?! Glad I stopped by!
ReplyDelete~ Jennifer
http://thetoyboxyears.blogspot.com/