We went to Sea World the other day to use up our fun passes that expired on 12/31.
It was a spontaneous thing, decided late at night.
It was a fine day. No one got injured, sick, arrested, etc.
Afterwards, we went out to lunch.
Everyone was tired, hungry, cranky, etc.
A perfectly typical response to a theme park day.
Little Miss Sassy was running her antagonistic piehole as usual. (no, not me, the other one).
I told her that I had just decided what she was going to be when she grew up - a lawyer.
And Billy Two Swords agreed with me.
And she said, "How do you know I'm going to be a lawyer?"
And we both responded, "Because we said so."
And then she was asking what kind of skills a lawyer had.
So we ticked off the following: smart, mouthy, great taste in shoes, pretty, not afraid of boys, great hair, likes to read, likes school, popular, sassy, uses big words, good at arguing....
And she said, "Okay. I'll be a lawyer."
Captain Jake Sparrow, who had been listening intently while dumping pizza sauce in his lemonade and 'pretend' drawing on the seat booth, offered the following summation:
"I got NO skeels. None. Not one."