Friday, January 9, 2009

Not Touching It

Actual transcript from 14 seconds ago:

Captain Jake Sparrow: "I need somebody to come wipe my butt. I am not touching it. There is poop all over the place."

Billy Two Swords: "What makes you think anybody else wants to touch it."

Captain Jake Sparrow: "I don't care. It's disgusting and I am not touching it. I need Mommy to wipe it."

Friends, Mommy has yet to leave the couch. FYI.

Note: Mr. Frodo DID paint the bathroom a nice sea green. I am too nervous to go in there for fear of what lies in wait.


  1. Mommy's butt remains firmly planted on the couch.

    What does that tell you?

  2. That the bathroom walls are no longer sea green?