Not Me Monday courtesy of MckMama!

I did NOT get my tubes UNtied last week.

And NO, of course NOT, I was NOT higher than a kite.

In subtraction, I did NOT have a procedure called Uterine Ablation.

My doctor did NOT describe this as "cooking tissue with charcoal, kind of like a smoker thing".

I did NOT then ask him,

NO,

I did NOT,

NO

I could NOT,

NO

I would NOT:

"Hey, can you stick a Boston Butt up there and smoke it for us? I mean, while you're in there?"

NOPE.

NOT me.