Captain Jake Sparrow: Grandma, I just pooped in the backyard.
Grandma: No you didn't.
Sparrow: Yep. I did.
Grandma: Jake, no you didn't, that's Fred's poop.
Sparrow: No it's mine.
Grandma: No it's not Jake. You did not poop in the backyard.
Reilly the Red: Yeah, Grandma, he sure did. I saw him do it. It was disgusting.
Repulsed and Revolted Grandma: Jake - did you POOP in the BACKYARD?
Sparrow: Grandma! I TOLD you! I pooped in the backyard!
Grandma: JAKE! WHY would you POOP in the BACKYARD?
Sparrow: 'Cuz. I could.