The Captain had a rough day at church on Sunday.
Just one of those days.
He was a tad disrespectful to some congregants. Which is highly unusual for him, as he is quite the hand-shaking, baby-kissing politician.
When I gently scolded him about his need to be a bit more neighborly, he responded:
"Ugh! All this talking is giving me a HEAD-ache!"
Thankfully, our pew neighbors laughed.