I did NOT get my tubes UNtied last week.
And NO, of course NOT, I was NOT higher than a kite.
In subtraction, I did NOT have a procedure called Uterine Ablation.
My doctor did NOT describe this as "cooking tissue with charcoal, kind of like a smoker thing".
I did NOT then ask him,
I did NOT,
I could NOT,
I would NOT:
"Hey, can you stick a Boston Butt up there and smoke it for us? I mean, while you're in there?"