Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Step Away From the Car


I just said the following to Captain Jake Sparrow:


Yep, he's four.

Yep, I'm in big trouble in t-minus 12 years and counting.

Yep, he becomes his father's responsibility once he turns 16.

Yep, we're married, and will still be married when the Captain turns 16.

Yep, I'm in complete and utter denial.




  1. some of the things i say to my boys:

    "he let you stab him...now let him stab you"

    "quit pointing that gun at me and do what i said"

    "it wasn't an 'accidental' fart...i saw you raise your leg"

    i could go on and on and on...