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Hurricane Heather: Captain Jake Sparrow, please put your clean clothes away.
Captain: I can't, Mom.
Hurricane: Why can't you?
Captain: 'Cuz it's too DANGER-ous.
Hurricane: Why is it too dangerous to put your clothes away?
Captain: UGH!
Hurricane: Can you at least put your socks away? That can't be too dangerous.
Captain: I can't put my socks away because that would be TOO boring.
Somewhere between here and the Tropic of Capricorn there must be an article of Sparrow's clothing that is neither boring nor dangerous.
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