Today, Captain Jake Sparrow asked me to read him a bible story.
Of course I complied.
Moments like these are few and far between.
Usually he's asking me to help him to set the dog on fire. Not because he doesn't like the dog. But because he's Jake.
So I'm reading him a story about Israel.
I ask him, "Jake, do you know what Israel is?"
"Well. It is where the Jews come from. Did you know Jesus was a Jew?"
Captain: "Nope. But I know that when Jesus was a little tiny baby, he drank Jews Boxes, just like I do."