Monday, October 19, 2009

Not Me Monday!



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I have NEVER posted about my tendency to be a bit of a klutz.

I do NOT fall down daily.

I do NOT have two knees that should NOT be replaced right now.

I am NOT fighting the doctors that I am NOT too young to have knee replacements.

My husband and children do NOT laugh at me and my falling on a daily basis.

A few weeks ago, I did NOT fall down while taking a group family picture.

Nope.

Not me.

Today, I did NOT fall down.

Nope.

Not as I was walking up the stairs and onto the stage at church.

Not as everyone was waiting for me to get to my 'place' to play bells.

Nope.

I did NOT fall down.

And some of my bell lady friends did NOT try to help me up.

They did NOT say, "Awwww. Well, HEATHER!"

That would NOT have helped the situation.

I was NOT embarrassed by the falling.

I then did NOT totally mess up 13 bell measures in a row.

I did NOT want to hide under the bell table.

Nope.

Not me.

I did NOT fall again the rest of the day.

Or did I Not?

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4 comments:

  1. Bless your heart. I seriously hope yo don't fall anymore. No, for real!

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  2. hope that your knees get better or that if the knee replacements are necesary that you will find your self able to accept them

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  4. I got old lady knees too dammit. Pretty soon we will just have to switch out the old broken stuff for shiny new. I don't fall MUCH but I DO DROP shit all the freakin time. Good thing my kid is older now and doesn't have to be carried. He'd have to wear a damn helmet.

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