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You know those USB chargers for your cell phones that you can plug into the wall?
Well.
Captain Jake Sparrow found a new use for them.
Last night, he was supposed to be taking a bath.
Instead, I found him in front of the microwave (where the phone charger is located), butt naked (except he was still wearing his socks), doing the following:
He had the phone end of the charger on his penis.
I kid you NOT.
"JAKE!"
(friends, how many times in my life have I screamed "JAKE!"?)
"What are you doing?"
Captain Jake Sparow: "Trying to give energy to my pee-pee, like a super hero."
UGH.
That's all I have to say.
UGH.
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OMG how funny is that! Kids are really something else,they do some crazy stuff!
ReplyDeleteThat is so hilarious!! It actually sounds like something my son would do. I love it!
ReplyDeleteWe couldn't make this stuff up if we tried, could we? LOL
ReplyDeleteThat was good enough to get up at 9:05 for but I sadly didn't make it at that time...lol. I can't believe he was going to give himself a superhero penis. HAHAHAHA!!!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA all I can say is ... HAHAHAA
ReplyDeleteMy son, at that age, would do some crazy things. Looking back I laugh, but at the time, it was UGH! Still laughing at your story. HAHAHAHAH
You do have your hands full, don't you?
ReplyDeleteI just laughed so hard I spit my salad all over my computer;) Thank you for having a son on the same playing field with my own!
ReplyDeleteFirst time I stopped in and I read this - HILARIOUS. Haha! Stopping in from Brandi/MyThreeBubs :o)
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