Thursday, October 29, 2009

POOP in the Toilet, RIGHT? You would think.......


Here she goes again.

Another freaking POOP story.

I'm sorry.

I really, really, am.

But friends, Romans, countrywomen, I don't know who else to turn to.

Y'all are just as demented as I am, as my counter reads 26273 as I write this, so CLEARLY, y'all keep coming back for POOP and POOP and even more POOP.

So here's the question of the day.

Can someone, anyone, tell me why,




every day,

each and every day,

each and every day of every single week of my life,


in this domicile,


fecal matter

the size of

the largest baked potato you have ever seen,

sans butter, sour cream, cheddar cheese, and real bacon.

and NOT flushed the toilet,

and NOT POOPED in the same toilet each time,

but chooses a different toilet each time,

and when questioned, all three family members


Can ANYONE tell me





  1. You know, I have the same complaint! And I'm looking at it thinking what the hell are you people eating?
    ugh I can't believe I just said that.

  2. haha my son doesn't flush ever and he has some monster turds. I know its him, it's like i can tell who's poop's who's. Weird yes but i know! He only denys it because he dosen't want to go back and flush! Maybe thats the deal on why they deny haha

  3. ok, have you been in my house or something? That is too funny. It's mostly been my boy as well, but he has gotten MUCH better at it since I threatened to beat him within an inch of his life. Did I just say that? I mean I sat him down and explained why he needs to flush and how it grosses mommy out to see (and smell) his poop when I go to brush my teeth!

  4. Why are people like this. Can't they flush the toilet?? I mean is it so hard to push that little lever down? The only thing is I know who it is and he doesn't care! Blaze doesn't use the toilet yet so that only leaves one!

  5. Oh S#@(D!!! K so my day is full of poop! The puppy, my 2year olds diapers, my son who is like OCD and needs me to help him wipe his bum. (he's 5) and a little 2 year old I tend, i'm potty training her right now. I thought this all would end when they got older? Now I get to see their potato poo when they grow? Just great!! :)

  6. My son is the KING of monster poops and he NEVER flushes. He is 8 and he should really know how to flush by now. The only time he does is when I yell ETHAN GET IN HERE AND FLUSH THE FREAKING TOILET!!! I will admit poop stories are funny though.