Tuesday, October 27, 2009

New Use for USB Cables

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You know those USB chargers for your cell phones that you can plug into the wall?

Well.

Captain Jake Sparrow found a new use for them.

Last night, he was supposed to be taking a bath.

Instead, I found him in front of the microwave (where the phone charger is located), butt naked (except he was still wearing his socks), doing the following:

He had the phone end of the charger on his penis.

I kid you NOT.

"JAKE!"

(friends, how many times in my life have I screamed "JAKE!"?)

"What are you doing?"

Captain Jake Sparow: "Trying to give energy to my pee-pee, like a super hero."

UGH.

That's all I have to say.

UGH.

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8 comments:

  1. OMG how funny is that! Kids are really something else,they do some crazy stuff!

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  2. That is so hilarious!! It actually sounds like something my son would do. I love it!

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  3. We couldn't make this stuff up if we tried, could we? LOL

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  4. That was good enough to get up at 9:05 for but I sadly didn't make it at that time...lol. I can't believe he was going to give himself a superhero penis. HAHAHAHA!!!

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  5. HAHAHA all I can say is ... HAHAHAA
    My son, at that age, would do some crazy things. Looking back I laugh, but at the time, it was UGH! Still laughing at your story. HAHAHAHAH

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  6. You do have your hands full, don't you?

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  7. I just laughed so hard I spit my salad all over my computer;) Thank you for having a son on the same playing field with my own!

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  8. First time I stopped in and I read this - HILARIOUS. Haha! Stopping in from Brandi/MyThreeBubs :o)

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