We are NOT the most prayerful family in the world.
No, really, we are NOT.
We do NOT attend church most Sundays.
We do NOT attempt to glorify God the best that we can each and every day,
and we do NOT fail miserably each and every day.
During our last nighttime prayer circle, each family member did NOT say what they were NOT thankful for, and did NOT ask for prayer for a special area of need in their lives.
When it was Captain Jake Sparrow's turn to say what he was NOT thankful for,
"Thank you God for that horse poop we saw in Texas 'cuz it really was disgusting."