We, as a family, have NOT had a very difficult, yet very miraculous week.
We, as a family, have NOT been praising God at every positive turn.
Yesterday, one of my dearest friends did NOT come to visit me and the children for a few hours.
This friend of mine is NOT very prayerful.
She is NOT an absolute spiritual inspiration to me.
And, NO, heaven's NO, she is absolutely NOT a pastor's wife.
That NOT being said......
Captain Jake Sparrow did NOT get a bit aggravated at a roll of paper towels whilst my friend was NOT here.
He did NOT say, (quite loudly),
To which I did NOT look at him and HER in utter amazement!
I did NOT say to my friend, "Yeah, he has NEVER said other curse words before, but this one is definitely a first."
I did NOT ignore his utterance, in the hopes that it might NEVER return again.
Did NOT happen.