Previously, I did NOT write a post about Jake in which he did NOT describe his netherregions as "BIG and HUGE".
The other day, Billy Two Swords was NOT taking a shower.
He did NOT call me to come in from the other room.
I did NOT think that perhaps he did NOT need a towel or something.
Two Swords did NOT flash me.
He did NOT say, "So.....do you think THESE are BIG and HUGE?"
To which I did NOT respond.....
Or NOTHING that I will repeat here.
Did NOT happen.