Not Me Monday!

Previously, I did NOT write a post about Jake in which he did NOT describe his netherregions as "BIG and HUGE".

The other day, Billy Two Swords was NOT taking a shower.

He did NOT call me to come in from the other room.

I did NOT think that perhaps he did NOT need a towel or something.

NOPE.

Two Swords did NOT flash me.

He did NOT say, "So.....do you think THESE are BIG and HUGE?"

To which I did NOT respond.....

NOTHING.

Or NOTHING that I will repeat here.

NOT me.

NO way.

Did NOT happen.

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