Dick Butt Kiss

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Captain Jake Sparrow and Reilly the Red were headed for bed this evening when the following commercial came on.

You've probably seen it by now.

But just in case, here is the Dick Butkus Fedex commercial my children just discovered TONIGHT.

And they heard "Dick Butkus", but they thought they heard "DICK BUTT KISS".

And they laughed.

And they laughed.

And they laughed.

And for fifteen minutes, the two of them are cracking each other up, falling down on the floor laughing, taking turns saying:

"DICK BUTT KISS'

phaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"Reilly! Did you hear that? DICK BUTT KISS!"

phaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"Jake! DICK BUTT KISS!"

phaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

And I have to admit, it was pretty hilarious.

And then Reilly asked, "Is that guy's name REALLY DICK BUTT KISS?"

And me and Two Swords said, "Yep, sure is."

And then the phaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

started all over again.

It took forever to get them settled down.

I think I still hear The Sparrow giggling to himself in his room:

"dick butt kiss - phaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

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