Two Swords just put some burgers on the grill.
He came inside, and very loudly asked,
I would like to know,
WHO put a can of ginger ale
in the swimming pool?"
Reilly the Red: "NOT me!"
Hurricane Rojo: (cracking up, doubling over laughing) "NOT....ME!!! PHAAAA!"
Captain Jake Sparrow: "I DID! I DID! I DID!"
Two Swords (as if he hadn't known the answer to his previously rhetorical question, takes less than a millisecond to ask his follow-up)
"And WHY would you throw a can of ginger ale in the pool?"
Sparrow: "HOW did you KNOW I threw a can of ginger ale in the pool?"
Two Swords: "BE-CUZ, I was outside at the grill, and the pool was making a really bad noise, and I looked in the pool, and couldn't find anything in there and then looked in the skimmer and found a freaking can of ginger ale stuck in there! Now WHY was a can of ginger ale in the swimming pool?"
Sparrow: "Cuz. I shook it up. And there was a hole in it. And it started to explode and it was going all over the place so I just threw it in the pool."
Two Swords simply shakes his head.
Sparrow: "So whad jah do with my ginger ale?"
Two Swords: "I put it back in the fridge."
Sparrow: "Yeah, you shouldn't have done that, cuz it has a hole and it's leaking."
So now we have Captain Jake Sparrow telling us what we should or should not do.
What an awesome moral compass he is going to be.