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So this past week, like everyone in my house, I was NOT suffering from that nasty green gunk in your head, frog in your throat, one minute your sweating, the other you are freezing, and could I NOT cough any more?
No worries. I am NOT used to being a complete and utter couch SLOTH.
I did NOT go four days without a shower.
Negative.
Not moi!
Since I was NOT sick, I was NOT coughing up my last lung and I did NOT hack up things that did NOT belong in the human body.
Truth be known, I absolutely, positively, did NOT hock a loogie that was NOT the size and texture of a well-cooked, well-sized, piece of loogie-green bacon.
There is NO way I could have bacon-sized snot in either my nose, throat or lungs.
That is so totally NOT disgusting!
And NO, I do NOT have pictures.
But trust me, it did NOT happen.
I am NOT making this up.
Bacon-like loogies.
NOT!
EEEWWWWWWWWW. We have went through that too. This year has been kind of rough with sickness hasn't it? I am glad youa re back to blogging!
ReplyDeleteYuck...so glad you did NOT feel yucky tis weekend. I did NOT fall out of my friend's car twice and land on my backside. ANd one of those times was NOT in front of my pastor. Nope, did NOT happen.
ReplyDeleteI am so glad that you are the picture of perfect health and this post was not about you.
ReplyDeleteIf it was about you...I really feel your pain! Love your blog and your writing "voice" now following you via GFC from MckMama.
Welcome, CW! So glad you found me! I hope you will find lots of laughter and lots of tears (from all the laughing of course....) See you around! Rojo
ReplyDeleteThat is NOT the grossest "Not Me" post I have ever read.
ReplyDeleteFeel better soon...