The Captain just emerged from the den, where he has been watching 'kid shows' while wearing his Spiderman jammies with black webs for sleeves.
He stood at the entrance with his hands on his hips, and complained very LOUDLY:
"Daddy? Do you know WHAT?"
"You are not going to believe what just happened. I was watching my show, and all of a sudden, stinky Obama came on."
"Yeah, can you believe it? It's actually the news. But I know he's coming on. I just know it."
I love my children.
I soooooo love my children.