I picked up Captain Jake Sparrow today from preschool.
He was very excited that tomorrow is the Easter egg hunt.
He informed me, "Hey Mom, do you know what?"
"I saw these boys hatch some eggs."
"No you didn't, Jake."
"Ya Mom, I DID! I saw them hatch some eggs!"
"Jake. Really? You saw some boys hatch some eggs?"
"Yep! They hatched them behind that tree over there, and over there by that car, and under that bush over there. See them?"
"Jake. They HID the eggs."
"Yeah! That's what I said!"
Why does my life sound like an Etrade commercial?