Not Me Monday courtesy of MckMama!

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I did NOT attend a Mardi Gras party wearing the following getup:

I did NOT steal my daughter's What Would Jesus NOT Do necklace NOR her handmade macaroni beads.

I did NOT wear my church Bell Choir shirt to such an un-Christian, frivolous drunk-fest, simply because it was NOT the only purple shirt I did NOT own.

Nope.

NOT me.

At said UNattended party, I was NOT denied a prize for best costume because the host did NOT think I was UN-obnoxious.

I did NOT imbibe in the drinking of FAR TOO FEW many Hurricanes.

I was NOT denied a prize for NOT INCORRECTLY answering the most Mardi Gras trivia questions, because the host did NOT think I was NOT competitive enough.

I did NOT throw a fit.

I did NOT yell.

I did NOT throw my stupid green Mardi Gras coins at another guest who was NOT a complete stranger to me.

I did NOT pout.

I did NOT shout.

I did NOT scream "DENIED" at the top of my lungs.

Nope.

Not me.

Couldn't happen.

Didn't happen.

No way, Jose.

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