Brawls

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This morning, Captain Jake Sparrow was illicitly watching me get dressed.

He asked me, "Mommy? Why do you wear brawls?"

I said, "Bras?"

He said, "Yeah, brawls. They look funny. Why do you wear them?"

I said, "All ladies wear them."

He said, "Are they for your boobies?"

I said, "Yes, Jake, they are for my booobies."

He said, "But I have boobies. Why don't I wear brawls?"

I said, "Ummmmm. You don't have the same kind of boobies. Boys don't wear bras."

He said, "Good. Cuz I don't like them."

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