This morning, Captain Jake Sparrow was illicitly watching me get dressed.
He asked me, "Mommy? Why do you wear brawls?"
I said, "Bras?"
He said, "Yeah, brawls. They look funny. Why do you wear them?"
I said, "All ladies wear them."
He said, "Are they for your boobies?"
I said, "Yes, Jake, they are for my booobies."
He said, "But I have boobies. Why don't I wear brawls?"
I said, "Ummmmm. You don't have the same kind of boobies. Boys don't wear bras."
He said, "Good. Cuz I don't like them."