What's it been?
8 minutes or something?
The freaking cookie press infomercial just came on again.
I didn't even know.
Until I heard, "See? It's DISHWASHER SAFE!"
If his Benadryl and Tylenol doesn't kick in soon, I might just have to abandon him and move to another area of the house.
He can be the DISHWASHER SAFE ADVOCATE all by his damn self.