Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Pirate Serenade

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So.

Captain Jake Sparrow is currently serenading me, from the other room.

He is wearing his board shorts and his body surf shirt, as he has a "friend who will be visiting us later to go swimming".  (NOT a play DATE, according to the Sparrow).

He is watching a television show called "My Gym Partner Is A Monkey", wherein, I-could-not-make-this-up-if-I-tried, the alleged gym partner who is allegedly a monkey is allegedly named J-A-K-E.

He is strumming his blue "Kenny CHAZZNEE" guitar and he has composed the following lyrics, sung to the tune of "Born to Be My Baby" by Bon Jovi:

YOUR MY BAYYY------------BEEEEE!

YOUR THE ONLY ONE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

FROM MY HEADDDDDDDDDDDD
DOWN TO MYYYYYYYYYYY

BOOOOOOOOOO-----------TEEEEEEEEEEE!

I casually informed him that I thought he had the words a bit mixed up.

Songwriter Sparrow angrily replied, "How do YOU know?  It's MY song!  I AM THE ONE WHO WROTE IT, NOT...........YOU!"

Settle down, CHAZNEE, settle down.
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2 comments:

  1. I wish these comments were audible! I laughed so hard. Man, i would love to meet you guys in person. I think I could just watch Jake as entertainment lol. You could totally watch Blaze to learn directions to Grandma's or electronic component operations ;)
    Hey! Where's your kid's bike??

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  2. OMGosh that is too funny. Love it.

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