This is not a Halloween post.
It is a stupid word that has entered the Captain's vocabulary as of late, and I do NOT like it.
Each time that I ask him to do something (of a normal sort, not like, say, when I ask him to solve the quadratic formula),
the Captain utters the following:
If you are a fan of the movie "The Princess Bride", then start thinking of Carol Kane.
Filthy, disgusting, Carol Kane, married to Mad Max.
She catches him in that horrible lie, and all she can say is:
And he keeps trying to lie his way out of the lie.
And finally, he fesses up.
But was it because he wanted to tell the truth, because it was the right thing to do?
Or was it just to get the "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" of Carol Kane to STOP?
I'll tell you what.
I'll do just about anything to make the "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" of Captain Jake Sparrow stop.
I have told him that if I hear THAT word again, he will get a Pow-Pow.
I have told him that if I THINK I hear that word again, he will get a Pow-Pow.
I have told him that if I SMELL that word again, he will get a Pow-Pow.
I think he understands.
We shall see.
I am soooo 'over' the "BOOO-ness", that I am all clevered-out related to ending this.
Can't even come up with a cliched joke.
THAT is how bad the Captain is with his BOOOOOOO-ness.
Let's hope today is the day that it stops!
Oh wait, he is once again late for school.
It is 905 am.
I won't tell you how late he is.
But he's pretty late.
He is having a horrifically bad morning.
Which means he will most likely have a horrifically bad day.
I am apologizing in advance to all of his teachers and classmates.
He is on his way.
As are my prayers for him and his behavior for the day!