Monday, December 14, 2009

Not Me! Monday

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Today, I did NOT eat a bunch of chocolate from an advent calendar.

I did NOT eat more than one day of chocolate.

NOPE.

I did NOT eat three weeks of chocolate from an advent calendar.

Also, I did NOT take a nap.

Upon waking from said nap, I did NOT have melted chocolate all over me.

It was NOT on my face.

It was NOT on my neck.

It was NOT on my clothes.

NOPE.

NOT me.

I would NEVER fall asleep while stuffing my piehole with chocolate from an advent calendar.

NEVER.

NOT me.

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4 comments:

  1. Laugh. Out. Loud. AGAIN! You always make me laugh! I've been tempted to eat all the avent calendar chocolate too! :)

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  2. Laughing and craving chocolate!
    Let me go eat some...but no worries, I will heed your warning and not eat said sweets in bed for fear of awakening with a chocolate covered yap!
    Merry Christmas!

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