Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Shaken and Stirred


Yesterday, Captain Jake Sparrow grabbed my black low-cut bra, put it on, and went OUTSIDE and did an Irish Jig in front of his father and the air-conditioning repairman.

MR A/C Guy: What the HECK is going on with that kid?

Two Swords: (shaken and stirred) Yeah, I dunno.

Needless to say, Two Swords was so embarrassed that he told the Captain 'NO BRAS FOR YOU!"

The Captain said, 'But I LIIIIIIKE brawls!"

Two Swords: "Bras are for GIRLS!"

The Captain said, "But I like them because they have boobies in them."

To which Two Swords muttered something under his breath.

I think it was: "Thank you, God."



  1. First of all, this is a hilarious story, one that should be printed and preserved in a scrapbook (even if no pictures exist).
    Secondly, I think due to his young age the political ramifications will be minimal.
    Lastly, gotta love a boy who knows what he likes!!

  2. *just spit out my Crystal Light on the keyboard*

    Love it!