Yesterday, Captain Jake Sparrow grabbed my black low-cut bra, put it on, and went OUTSIDE and did an Irish Jig in front of his father and the air-conditioning repairman.
MR A/C Guy: What the HECK is going on with that kid?
Two Swords: (shaken and stirred) Yeah, I dunno.
Needless to say, Two Swords was so embarrassed that he told the Captain 'NO BRAS FOR YOU!"
The Captain said, 'But I LIIIIIIKE brawls!"
Two Swords: "Bras are for GIRLS!"
The Captain said, "But I like them because they have boobies in them."
To which Two Swords muttered something under his breath.
I think it was: "Thank you, God."