Monday, May 25, 2009

Not Me Monday courtesy of MckMama!

I did NOT spend 10 days in the hospital last week.

I have NOT since experienced a near miraculous recovery.

In the meantime, I am NOT prescribed a whole host of prescription drugs, most of which end in AZEM or IUM, if you get my drift.

I am absolutely NOT certifiably insane.

Since my near miraculous recovery, I have NOT been hopping around like a bunny, tackling huge projects around the house.

On this wonderfully sunny Memorial Day, I did NOT tell my husband that we are demolishing our master suite today.

I did NOT incite a massive movement of furniture around the house.

We will NOT be living in our den whilst our house becomes another edition of Extreme Makeover - Fallon Edition.

I did NOT feel like I was dying six short days ago.

NO way.

Did NOT happen.

NOT to me.


1 comment:

  1. oh boy, she's off!!! You should probably be TAKING IT EASY but who the hell am I to be telling you what to do? hmmm. I am doing some remodeling next week as well. I am a lazy girl though, we'll see how much I get done! ha!