Monday, May 24, 2010

Not Me! Monday

In church yesterday, we were NOT blessed by a guest pastor.

Our beloved 'regular' pastors are NOT in Africa meeting and retrieving their new daughter!

No, it is NOT an exciting time for our church.

As we sat ahem, quietly, and listened to the guest pastor, Captain Jake Sparrow did NOT exclaim,

"Does she EVEN know what she's talking about?"

As the pastor's sermon traveled from Pentecost to a missionary in Madagascar, the Sparrow did NOT open-mouth laugh every time she said the word, "Madagascar", as he was NOT thinking of the animated movie.

She did NOT say "Madagascar".

Sparrow did NOT gyrate and say, "I like to move it - move it!"

NOT in worship!

NOT the son of an Elder and a Deacon!

NOT our son!

NO way!

Did NOT happen!


I would NOT have a child who behaved that way.

NOT me!


  1. Oh my gosh. I have to say I think of that song every time I hear Madagascar also. i am with you Jake. Although I wouldn't have said it in church lol.

  2. Sometimes you just can't help yourself!!