Modern-day conversation between Archie and Edith Bunker:
Edi: Yo, Archie? If I can't see far away, does that mean I'm near-sighted?
Edi: And if I can't see things close up then that means I'm far-sighted?
Edi: Well, then, what if I can't see things near or far?
Arch (rolling his eyes with severe boredom and bone-weary fatigue after traipsing through a Central Florida theme park and getting soaked to the boxer briefs on a 'you MIGHT get WET' water ride'):
BLIND, Edith! BLIND!
The more things change, the more they stay they same.....